Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar doShopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do
Shopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai….
1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.
Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:
Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form
SON
Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?
SARDAR
Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Money wrapped in a rubber band?
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
What is the fastest thing in world?
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
